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why simon cowell’s light touch is in vain
So the recent Vanity attack by Simon Cowell is not surprising.
It is reported that as a judge of the British Daren series, which started last Saturday night, the TV tycoon has made sure that extra studio lights are hidden under his desk.
We were told that they had been installed and disinfected to the lower side of his chin, a sunlight that was able to wipe out his 53-year-old most severe relaxationyear-old jowls.
The reason we know this is because the studio audience posted photos of guilt on the Internet, capturing the back of all the jury sitting at their desk.
David wallimes is with a smirk Alyssa Dixon who sits next to a polished Amanda Holden.
Finally sat Cowell, as arrogant as an emperor penguin full of squid.
Or it may be frozen by Botox injected into his head.
The photo clearly shows the four LED panels hidden under the upper lip of the table.
No other judges.
This is a step too far away for the fashion world, which has always despised Cowell\'s support for nipples --
V-high trousersneck T-
Shirt and Sarkozy
The style of folding high heels.
Designer Wayne Hemingway said: \"Make the most of yourself, look good, smell good, nothing wrong.
But I just don\'t understand why you did it. Light].
When I get on TV they always try to put me plaster with makeupup.
I always refuse.
I can\'t stand it.
Then they say, \'Oh, but your head will shine in the light.
Of course it will shine. I’m a bald man.
\"Complaints about British talent will British talent become a talent show that survived?
Secret lights helped explain why many viewers thought Cowell was trying to stage another Dorian Gray age trick --reversal.
One of the more charitable tweets said his face was \"like a Sandton gift bag full of broken liqueur \".
Lord Suger wrote: \"My wife and her friend Joey wanted to know what you did to your face.
\"When Lord Sugar lost to Miss Tiggy in the beauty pageant --
Winkle, starting to laugh at your appearance, has a big problem.
It is said that Cowell\'s vanity, worth 0. 225 billion, has not been revealed for the first time.
His beauty system was very comprehensive, and even Cleopatra blushed.
He did a \"few hundred\" push. ups a day;
According to jokingly Holden, drink a green covering and cut it off his lawn mower;
Sprinkle the stem cells of New Zealand sheep on their faces.
Take a bath with lemon milk;
Immerse yourself in the final quackery of Diana, Princess of Wales, colon irrigation;
Let the short naked man walk around his back to relieve the pain in his waist.
Okay, I made the last one.
But it is reported that he has asked his gardener to trim his hedge into the shape of a copy of his Bart Simpson hairstyle-and if it is true, it is undoubtedly the weirdest that anyone gets
In a recent Calwell biography published by Tom Bauer, he reportedly had a female \"therapist\" who visited him every week and wrapped him in plastic wrap, then tuck him into his promise that the discomfort and itching he experiences will \"detoxify and recharge \".
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He is also a regular Botox user.
\"I have had Botox, but everyone I know has had it,\" he said.
Botox is more unusual for me than toothpaste. It works.
You do it once a year. Who cares?
\"He strongly denied having had plastic surgery, despite rumours that his big chest was achieved through chest implants, and when a cast of plaster was found behind his ear, some people thought he had a plastic surgery.
The problem is that these elaborate beauty tips don\'t seem to work, whether or not there are surgical knives.
Cowell has joined the elite group of celebrities (
Elton John, Gordon Ramsey, Putin and others)
No one can tell except for their statues at Madame Tussauds-not because their portraits are captured so accurately, but because of their reality --
The character of life is like a bag of melted wax.
In the hot sun-in this rare case, the nocturnal animal (
He recently said he\'s been \"vampire time\"
Caught by the day-Cowell\'s face was caught.
In those unfortunate years after Lord Lawson\'s absence, he boasted that he had enough jowls to compete with him. dairy, no-
The sugar diet made his neck dirtier than a sandwich.
He is hirsuteness, and he is proud to show in his \"he-
The Vage \"shirt unties his navel and makes him look bigger than The Lion King in the fog.
Botulinum toxin can sometimes look like a catastrophic backfire.
Last year, in a episode of the British Daren, his left eye seemed to be stuck in half. shut.
He\'s about the same size as Hugh Grant, Colin Firth and George Clooney, but you can never guess they belong to the same decade.
His strange pursuit of eternal youth does not seem to pay off.
Maybe his habit of 15 cigarettes a day, even if they are peppermint, destroys some of the benefits he gets from all these cranberries Super cigarettessmoothies.
Senior Fashion World commentator Eric masgrave, five years older than Cowell, said: \"At this age, if you start to be interested in your appearance to a ridiculous extent, then this happens when you have to ask if there are any other questions.
Who does he want to impress-of course his wallet is enough to win any woman he wants?
\"He was really successful with women, but in an unusual way.
Not only does he have a series of girlfriends (
But by the end of the relationship, he had gotten rid of the trick of keeping close friends.
However, no one became Mrs. Cowell.
This may still be the only title owned by Cowell\'s beloved mother, Julie.
People who have been to his house say his vanity extends even to interior design.
The place is almost full of black marble, lighting hundreds of candles and giving the most flattering light to tired skin, while his bathroom comes with black, letter-printed toilet paper.
Robert Johnston, deputy editor-in-chief of the men\'s magazine GQ, summed up the core issues of all these behaviors and why it angered most Britons in the wrong way: \"He just worked too hard.
His appearance, all black, is very the magician of Las Vegas.
\"Style is confidence.
Even a great tailor can\'t give you this.
Although he has great wealth and success, he is not confident.
He felt very insecure.
It is sweet in some ways. The multi-
Millionaire pop music manager is as eager to be loved as the poor
Dressed player, fighting, juggling and dancing in his talent show.
Like the Wizard of Oz, pull the curtains of Bonx cosmetics and you will find an ordinary person in need of help.